My Big Fat Iranian Sex
Through the years, the older men of my family have bequeathed me the following three pearls of wisdom:
#1 "Up to four times a week is good, but more than four times is no good."*
- Baba, 72
#2 "In college, don't have too many orgy parties, do your homework."**
- "Crazy" Uncle Javid
#3 "If you have to use a condom then what is the point?"
- My brother aka "Persian Jay-Z" ("the whole enjoyment is the heat!")
And from Esphawnee's dad:
"Avoid blow jobs, because the heat of the mouth makes your hair fall out."
Did I mention Esphawnee's dad is completely bald?
* "Haftehyee seh bar, chahar bar, heech eyb nadaareh...vallee toh deegeh zeeyaadeet daareh meesheh!"
** "Orgy-morgy oonjah khabaree hast?...Meeree daaneshgah zeeyadee orgy party nakon, besheen darsetah bekhoon!"