Monday, February 25, 2008

A Day in the Life of Hannah Geller

10:00 - 11:00: wake up in sound-proof chamber, snuggle
11:00 - 11:30: shower under a highland waterfall
12:00 - 2:00: lift, listen to Killa Cam
3:00 - 5:30: courthouse, recover nazi paintings
6:00 - 8:00: meditation at Church of Jesus Christ, Scientist
9:00 - 11:00: dinner in an underground bunker
12:00 - ???: back to the sound-proof chamber, get freaky-freaky

Most of this is a joke...but, Jesus Chrysler, pick up your fucking phone Hannah.