Fruits de la mer(tume)
Beneficent Allah is applying to business school, and they want to know...things. Being rich in text, I don't have a problem with that. But there's one question I can't answer:
If you could change one thing you've done in your life, what would it be, and how would you do it differently? (250 word maximum)
I wouldn't have been born at all? No, that's silly.
So, I went for a more marketing-based response:
"If I could change one thing, I wouldnt have gone to work this morning, I would have put on my suit, shined up my chassures, and gotten back into bed with my hot, naked girlfriend."
What do you think? Will it get me in? Subtle mixture of sensuality and virility?