Shared some basil with Matt aka "Lobsters & Cocaine"
tonight.. he's moved into my old room chez Luther in order to feel guilted into losing weight. (It's working!)
Remember Luther was a Marine..
After dinner, we passed a gelateria:
: You never just.. want a sundae??
No, Matt, because ice cream is not food..
When I'm feeling naughty, what I DO
want to eat is:
- $25 of tomatoes
- 5 pounds of carrots
- All the loquats from a giant tree for the whole year.. at once
- A Gallon of my own urine
- A Bathtub of kelp noodles
- A life-sized salmon sashimi sculpture shaped like a thin, sexy girl
- 40 mg of Adderall
- "Young Coconut Snowman"
Anything that's food! Not ice cream..