Saturday, March 30, 2013

Water patrol

SCENE: Ralphs of Utah (they call it "Smith's")

LADY: Wow! Thirsty!

tries to hand me receipt

BENEFICENT ALLAH: it's cool I don't need the receipt

LADY: OK you sure?? I don't want...the WATER POLICE to give you any trouble at the door! Hah!

Fuck around w/yayo

Mike Naboddy: Dogg, you can't just offer a girl coke. You have to feel around.

Beneficent Allah: And how do you do that?

MN: You ask...you know... "do you party?"