Monday, April 07, 2008

Ca s'mawnge?!

Everybody eats, ok? Marwan eats pasta and Romain has a noontime ├ęclair. Katie sits at German cafes and eats books, dressed in a gown of linen and rhomboid lace.

Matt Lim drinks coffee and devours the tax code, Harold Bloom devours his children. The Actual God eats a bombass sangwich, with honey mustard, and...Liams eats honey mustard.

I try not to eat tamarind, oh! but it is difficult: a laceration is a tongue's hangover, it craves more poison.

The Talmud nourishes the mind.

The poor eat artichoke because they squander the ruffage - which is the better part - and that is why they're poor.

The moral of the story: everybody eats

So next time you're like, omg sangwich, honey-mustard, better than g-heav MMMMmm! just do us all a favor and shut the fuck up


At 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BA been reading too much Fires lately?

At 3:10 PM, Blogger Dan Berger said...

siiiiick post. I always hear bitches braggin' about they eatin'


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