All I hear on the streets these days is "why did you turn your blog into an SEO hustle, Beneficent Allah?"
I'll tell you why. Do you know how fucking dope it is to be DJing all day for a bunch of black teenagers on facebook? Every "like" gives me a ginsengesque rush in youthful sensuality, sexual virility, and general fervor for life.
And plus: Google fucks with me? I fucks with Google.... cause I ain't seen a dime off this Beneficent Allah AdSense that's for damn sure..
I remember getting high and sitting on the toilet all through law school, getting really emotional about a 2Pac song..... "I need to write a post about this!"
Then I would come to my damn senses and write something about my childhood, a name-droppy recount of my sexploits, or a slightly-doctored Actual God
Plus ça change
.... thank you to the affiliated blogs in my blog fam, btw, for linking up the Beneficent
Allah and juicing me up with juice, in turn, to juice unto Rap Genius