It Felt Pimp To Say

Sister: Have you gotten taller?

Beneficent Allah: No - richer

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"B is for Bibi! A is for Arafat!" - Felafel stand owner who got a "B" in health inspection

Typical Goldman Sachs Interview Question

"What is the smallest container that would adequately fit the compressed ashes from all 6 million Jews burned in the Holocaust?"