Post work hydrative Recessionary Sambar of Occidation (serves 1):
1/4 cup dry chickpeas
1 cup o' eau
2 packets whole foods wasabi (stolen)
4 (quatres) espices
1/8 cup dried barberries
3 twigs wakame seaweed
dash of "Dash o' Flax"
pinch of Motherwort "Female Body Balancer"
PREPARATION: Bring to a boullion for 15 minutes. Impatiently eat celery.