Top 10 failed Whole Foods pickup lines:
10. So what do you steal from Whole Foods? I always eat as much chicken as I can in line so I don't have to pay.
9. Buying the peeled carrots makes me feel effeminate.
8. Excuse me, what is the best vegetable?
7. So can you believe Wal-Mart is trying to step into the organic game?
6. Are you allergic to gluten too? (in the rice cake section)
5. Nice...Fiji is the ballinest water. (as she reaches for a Fij)
4. So what criteria are most important to you in selecting an heirloom tomato?
3. Can I have your ginger?
2. Do you ever wonder why all leaves don't taste like basil?
1. Hey, my name is Matt. What's your name?