Thursday, April 22, 2010

The worst part about skinny jeans

- Make my thighs look fat?

- Difficult to change into gym shorts standing up?

- Confused sexuality will lead us the way of the dodo bird?


At 4:30 PM, Blogger Rap Exegette said...

malthus has helpfully provided us with two unfailing postulates that address (some of) these issues:

"First, That proper maintenance of the body, up to and including its stately bearing, is necessary and sufficient to the acceptability of wearing skinny jeans.
Secondly, That the passion between the sexes is necessary and will remain nearly in its present state."


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